It's a Tuesday. 7am. You roll over groggy to check your phone. Were there any new buyers while you were sleeping!?!?!
*unlock*
*tap*
*scroll*
No.
How dare they.
Why doesn't anyone want to buy what I'm selling?
Good question, you talented genius. And for every question, there is an answer. Well, maybe not EVERY question. I'm not a space scientist. But certainly this one is answerable.
Let's take a little trip and find the answer. My car's already running. I have a full jug of soda for me and hot McDonald's french fries for you.
(No drink, sorry. You need to stay on your toes.)
Hop on in. Off we go.
Stop 1: Am I just smarter than everyone?
Yes. But that doesn't help us much, does it? Get back in the car and cheer up, you slippery superstar. We're on a mission.
Stop 2: Could it be you didn't reach the right people?
We begin our quest for answers at the corner of Who's here and Why them in Washington, D.C.
WHO exactly did this offer go to? Aunt May? Cousin Greg? That long lost client you kinda hated but who did cut those checks right away, at least, so maybe they weren't so bad. In a pinch.
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